Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Kitten Song


The Kitten Song

I am a little kitten and I run around the room,

I scatter all your playing cards! I skid and quickly zoom!

Your chicken on the counter is my favorite delight,

And if you try to rest your head I'll scratch your bed at night,

When I've worn you out and put your curtains in a mess,

I'll look up at your hairless face and happily confess:

Eat, Play, Sleep! Yes, that is all I ever do!

Eat, Play, Sleep! In case you haven't got a clue!

Eat, Play, Sleep! It's what my life is all about!

Eat, Play, Sleep! That is my job there is no doubt!

My litter box needs scooping and my hair is on your shirt,

If you haven't got the message on the floor I'll leave a squirt,

The table is my bed and your silk dresses are my ride,

I'll climb them in an instant and leave pinholes in the side,

Eat, Play, Sleep! Yes, that is all I ever do!

Eat, Play, Sleep! In case you haven't got a clue!

Eat, Play, Sleep! It's what my life is all about!

Eat, Play, Sleep! That is my job there is no doubt!

The food bowl is a messy spot because I crunch it really fast,

You better keep it full or I'll make sure it doesn't last,

The sink is my cool resting spot so keep it very clean,

Cause if you don't I'll leave a gift that's smelt before it's seen,

Eat, Play, Sleep! Yes, that is all I ever do!

Eat, Play, Sleep! In case you haven't got a clue!

Eat, Play, Sleep! It's what my life is all about!

Eat, Play, Sleep! That is my job there is no doubt!

I am your little buddy and my fur is there to pet,

Ah yes just there behind my ears where I just licked it and it's wet,

Don't you touch my belly or I'll scratch you with my claws,

But if you throw a paper ball I'll bat it with my paws,

And now my song is ended 'cause it's time to take a rest,

I am the household ruler and I agree I am the best!

Eat, Play, Sleep! Yes, that is all I ever do!

Eat, Play, Sleep! In case you haven't got a clue!

Eat, Play, Sleep! It's what my life is all about!

Eat, Play, Sleep! That is my job there is no doubt!

Copyright 2012 Marie Monteux


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